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Arrives at track in a Volvo station wagon.
Identifies his car with tennis ball stuck on the antenna.
Brings belongings in L.L. Bean tote bag.
Wears weejuns, chinos, and new Summer Lights visor.
Complains about having to wait in line at porta-john.
Looks at the sky, and sees Carolina blue.
Assumes that the chain link fence around infield is to protect fans from the cars.
Lunches on cream cheese and olive sandwiches.
Brings handi-wipes for cleanup.
Stops drinking while he is still in control.
Listens to Chopin on Walkman.
Envies fans watching race from condominiums.
Gets into an argument with passerby about Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Says Indy 500 is a sporting classic.
Says most admired woman in racing is Shawna Robinson .
Says that Richard Petty was unethical when he used an oversized engine.
Has nightmares about nuclear war.
Watches finish of race with binoculars.
Arrives at track in a converted school bus.
Identifies his truck with an 8 x 12 Confederate Battle Flag.
Brings belongings in Jack Daniel's case.
Wears shower thongs, cut offs, and lucky Wynn's Friction-Proofing hat from '68 race.
Brings his own.
Looks at the sky and sees Petty blue.
Assumes chain link fence around infield is to protect the cars from fans.
Lunches on 48 piece bucket of Colonel Sanders.
Thinks that's why tee shirts have sleeves.
Stops drinking while he throws up.
Listens to Hank Williams, Jr. on jambox.
Feels sorry for those watching the race in condominiums.
Gets into an argument with fans about Darrell Waltrip.
Says Indy 500 is kinda like a road race.
Says most admired woman in racing is Miss Winston.
Says Richard Petty just got caught.
Has nightmares about running out of beer.
Learns who won the race Monday morning at work.
