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r u addicted to nascar?
r u addicted to NASCAR?
If you wake up in the mornin to a alarm clock that says "Gentlemen Start your engines" with a motor sound behind it.
If you refer to going to the bathroom as a "Pit Stop".
If you have a number painted on the side of your car/truck.
If you have a conversation with any "normal" person an no matter what number they say you can name the driver.
If you time your self at the gas station against another person filling up your tank.
If you are in the store and "bang" another shopper with a cart so they don't pass.
If you log on to chat on the internet and your handle is anything like Wub2Race or LooseIntheCorner.
If you have ever told a ex-girl/boy friend they didn't "Qualify".
If you are 1st at a stop light in traffic an you look around and think you're sittin on the pole.
If you tape the races and watch it more than one time after that.
If you name your baby after any driver and use Dale as the middle name.
If you know all of the states and towns names of where the tracks are.
If you can remember the date of Daytona at the start of each season but not your wives/hubby birthday.
If you tell yer children they have been black flagged when they get in trouble.
If you can name the year and track of regular drivers 1st wins and not remember your wedding anniversary.
If the doors on your car/truck work fine and you still crawl in and out of the window.
If you go to Walmart once a week with your spending money and buy NASCAR © related stuff.
If you have the NASCAR.com or RacinPortal.com website as your home page on the computer.
When you have an accident, the first thing you try to do is pull off the steering wheel. The next thing you do is blame Robby Gordon.
You say "But officer, I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting"
While explaining to the officer why your car is smashed into the interstate ramps guardrail, you explain: Well, the First National Bank/ Smith Family Chevy was running great today. That blue Ford got in behind me, loosened me up , I drifted high and the next I knew, I was in the wall, but......I don't blame the other driver, heck, what can I say....that's racing!!
You have ever actually yelled "YOU KISS MY A**" out the window of your car when you see a car with a 24 sticker in the window.
You've ever pushed little kids to the ground at Toy-R-Us to get to the Racing Champions cars first.
You rearrange your diecasts to match the grid during cautions.
You get caught stealing the lifesize cut out of your favoritie driver from the local convience store.
You sign up for flu shots (at work) on Fridays so you can fake sick in order to get home in time for qualifying.
After riding behind the same two dumdums riding side by side for SOOOOooooo long, you decide to make it three wide down the front stretch, and pass them in the emergency lane.(after looking, of course)
You can get 12cans of beer, 4quarts Gatorade, and 8 sandwiches into a 14" cooler and NOT squash anything.
You think nothing of getting up at 4am, driving for 5 hours, sitting in a traffic backup for 3 hours, baking in the sun, spending 5 hours to get out of the parking lot, driving 5 hours home, getting up the next morning at 5am, going to work on 3 hours sleep, and telling everybody what a GREAT time you had!
cara gets da credit!
